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Procrastination

By Alyssandra on Saturday, April 29, 2006 12:18 AM

Well today to help in my procrastonating I went over to Don and Adrea's (fakin and alana) and helped them pack some. Then tonight we dropped the kids of at Jason and Becca's (THANK YOU) and went over and helped don and adrea pack more and went over to there new place and hung out played a little poker and played in there pool and jacuzzi!!! SO much fun I can't imagine how much funner it will be when it's warm!!!!!! But there new place is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kaitlin's Mundainity

My first oral perfomance piece

By Effrick on 4/28/2006 10:09 PM

Below is my first oral interperp. I was wearing a long faint purple gown and a small white head band turned to look like a hailo. I have bleanded white cream and body gliter to my face chest and arms. I also passed out flowers to the audinence, sence they were visiting a grave site after all. I was to be the angel statue on top of the grave stone.

The speech William and Emily mapped out of voice, movement and direction

William And Emily by Edgar Lee Masters

Stand on the chair and cover toes with dressThere is something about Death /Be Visual with Thought/ sigh as you dead head the flower Like love itself!Pause and look up If with some one with whom you have known passionShow the passion in face, lower pitch and look up And the glow of youthful love,Touch your cheeks/ smile and pauseYou also, after years of life Together, feel the sinking of the fire AndPause and slowly touch the petals of the flower at the word fire thus fade away together,Pull three petals off the flower Gradually,Let...

College at this late age!

My first oral perfomance piece

By Effrick on 4/28/2006 10:09 PM

College at this late age!

Oh crappy day.

By Timo on 4/28/2006 6:34 PM

On a scale of one to ten, my day was shitty.

So, several days ago I was offered a promotion from another Farmers office. I was on cloud nine. I would have had a team of ten claims adjusters that are doing the job that I am currently doing, and a nice hefty raise as well. It took longer than it should have to get authorization from the district manager for me to have this promotion. I learned today that I did not receive this authorization from the district manager. Appearantly, because I just received a promotion several weeks ago, my district manager gave me an average performance rating in my new job because a few weeks was not enough time to 'prove myself'. Average. WOW. Never mind that I had performed well above average to get the earlier promotion. Never mind that I am fully qualified for this new job. The district manager didnt want to have to find someone else to do the job I currently have, so he rated me average, knowing that I could never get a supervisory position with an average rating. ...

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Bizare Dream

By Hairybastard on 4/27/2006 11:02 PM

This one could be made into a movie............. It started out with me being a female cop. with a male partner, pulling over an interesting town car. the car pulls off into an overgrown meadow with a large oak tree. The driver gets out and turns out to be none other than the police chief. We relax our defences then he pulls his firearm and shoots each of us 2-3 times, and drives off............ My partner and I slowly drag and stumble our way across the field looking for help............... The scene then changes. I am a male cop, new to the force and am taken to this same spot by my partner(also new), to meet with the police chief. The chief describes to us a bloody scene that happened there 10-15 years before where two of his cops are killed. I wander off into the meadow and hear strange voices....... Looking around, I see some bushes nearby, but after careful inspection, no one is there. the voice seems to be comming from inside my head. A spiritual pressence of the woman cop speaks to me. I start...

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As long as it's short

Kids,Vanity, Vicodin, and a Wedding

By Clandestiny on 4/27/2006 8:18 PM

Alright...so I finally get my Jeep on Monday. The next day I'm getting ready to go to my dentist appointment, and realize that I have no clue where my Jeep key is. My last recollection of it was taking it off the little key ring that the autobody guy put on it and turning the radio on in the car while I was cleaning it out. I also remember putting Aidan in the car so he wouldn't be running around in the house, committing heinous 2-year old crimes. Silly me, I thought I was being a smart mom. So, I search EVERYWHERE...Jeep, yard, patio, house, clothes...I do all of the laundry. (Meanwhile Dan is on his way home after a HUGELY frantic call, so that I can borrow HIS car to go to the dentist). It's been 3 days and we still haven't found it. I've driven my Jeep all of 1.28 miles since Monday...the distance from the autobody shop to my house. I took the VIN# to the dealership today to see if we could have new keys made. The guy looked it up and they actually had a number in their system...it was so cool! Until...

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Leather Tankard

By Alyssandra on Thursday, April 27, 2006 3:24 PM

Well I am almost done with my leather tankard, I am sewing the handle on now and then have to envirotek and wax it...I really hope I don't have any troubles with that as I think I did really good considering I have no artistic abilaties...At this point I guess all I can do is try it and see. I am hopeing to get some homework and sewing done tonight and then tomorrow night work on sewing and the tankard. On a different note I can't believe Piers and I have been married 9 years in 6 days!!!! Boy does time fly! I was looking around and trying to figure out what to get him and decided to look up what this aniversary was supposed to be and discovered it's either leather or ceramic.....oh boy all the delicious things I can think of to get him in leather!!!! I just love the naughty shop deffinatly my favorite toy store!

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Kaitlin's Mundainity

I hate being sick!

By Piers the Deaf on 4/27/2006

*hack cough* I hate being sick! Tuesday night I started feeling sick. Now I've had a cold for a month, but this was worse. I started feeling icky and I could smell the gross smell of infection. I asked Kaitlin what she thought and she gasped and said, "Oh yeah! You have a sinus infection." So yesterday I ran off to the doctor and confirmed our beliefs. He gave me antibiotics and said I should start to feel better by friday. *sigh* I hate being sick!

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Cooking Chaos

By Hairybastard on 4/26/2006 9:18 PM

Looking around the kitchen for a snack this morning, I decided that I was tired of eating left over Mac and cheese that had been over cooked and dried out.......... SO I spent five hours in the kitchen today I made:

Chicken parmesean......for tonight

Quiche w/ broccoli, bacon, chicken and cheese

Chili                 Tuna noodle casserole

Chicken rice casserole               Mexican beef casserole

No bake cookies                   Oatmeal cake

Peach Cobbler                cherry jello with fruit

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As long as it's short

Dream

By Timo on 4/26/2006 2:36 PM

Ok, so I remembered the dream I had last night.

I was a college kid living with my parents. I woke up (in my dream) and realized that I was late for my first day of work at a new job. I dont recall what the job was, but it involved walking through wet grass. Landscaper maybe? So I jumped out of bed and quickly started to dress. As I was leaving the house, my dad called out, 'Arent you gonna put some shoes on?'. I looked down and I was bare footed. I then walked back into the living room and attempted to put my shoes on. I tried for what seemed like forever to put my shoes on, but it just wasnt happening. I eventually realized that I was trying to wrap a Sunday newpaper around each foot and pull a sock over the top of it. I thought 'dam I need new shoes, these arent gonna last too long in the wet grass'. I continued to struggle with the 'shoes' until I looked up at the clock and saw that I was one minute late to work. I woke up.

What the heck does that mean?

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